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harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared


(Source: unamusedsloth)

onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

holynipples:

  • WOMEN ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO HAVE CHILDREN
  • WOMEN ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO HAVE CHILDREN
  • WOMEN ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO HAVE CHILDREN
  • WOMEN ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO HAVE CHILDREN

(Source: tittled)